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Cheat School: 5. Managing Your Average

Cheat School: 5. Managing Your Average

by Zwiftcruiser4 October, 20204 October, 2020

In this lesson we are going to talk about the core skill in cruising, which is managing your 20 min average W/kg.

Race Report: 2 Oct 2020, 3R Sand and Sequoias Race, Sand and Sequoias, 2 laps

Race Report: 2 Oct 2020, 3R Sand and Sequoias Race, Sand and Sequoias, 2 laps

by Zwiftcruiser2 October, 20202 October, 2020

Not much to say about the race. Easy cruise, easy win. The start list looked timid. No heavies. Perhaps just one guy

Cheat School: 4. Race Selection

Cheat School: 4. Race Selection

by Zwiftcruiser2 October, 20204 October, 2020

It is time for you to cruise your first race. The first time you are probably cruising out of category, without a

Race Report: 30 Sep 2020, Midweek Autumn Series by SZR, Park Perimeter Reversed, 3 laps

Race Report: 30 Sep 2020, Midweek Autumn Series by SZR, Park Perimeter Reversed, 3 laps

by Zwiftcruiser30 September, 202012 March, 2021

Perhaps I shouldn’t race consecutive days. Then again it’s just cruising and I’m starting to worry about my fitness. But I wanted

Race Report: 29 Sep 2020, Team Vegan Tofu Tornado, Tick Tock, 2 laps

Race Report: 29 Sep 2020, Team Vegan Tofu Tornado, Tick Tock, 2 laps

by Zwiftcruiser29 September, 202012 March, 2021

With my cheater’s license renewed it was time to go visit Watopia again and play some banjo. You know, duel the system

And We’re Live Again!

And We’re Live Again!

by Zwiftcruiser29 September, 202029 September, 2020

I can start cruising for real once more, although I will have to take care not to get one single over-limits result,

Cheat School: 3. Getting Your Cheater’s License

Cheat School: 3. Getting Your Cheater’s License

by Zwiftcruiser27 September, 20204 October, 2020

To start cruising seriously you will need to acquire a cheater’s license. Don’t you worry, ZwiftPower is perfectly fine with you cheating

Cheat School: 2. The Pledge

Cheat School: 2. The Pledge

by Zwiftcruiser26 September, 20204 October, 2020

In order to enroll in Cheat School you have to take the pledge. Repeat after me: I, [name], solemnly pledge to consecrate

Cheat School: 1. Grand Opening

Cheat School: 1. Grand Opening

by Zwiftcruiser26 September, 20204 October, 2020

Of course you have always wanted to cheat in Zwift! Or cruise, to be more specific – there are cheaters and then

Zwift the German Board Game

Zwift the German Board Game

by Zwiftcruiser23 September, 202030 September, 2020

There is one thing you need to understand about cruising in Zwift. It isn’t just cheating. It isn’t just cheating-while-getting-away-with-it-on-ZP either. In

Race Report: 22 Sep 2020, KISS at Race – EU PM, Whole  Lotta Lava, 2 laps

Race Report: 22 Sep 2020, KISS at Race – EU PM, Whole Lotta Lava, 2 laps

by Zwiftcruiser23 September, 2020

Under the volcano, playing with fire. I really need to slow down. I am very close to screwing up my categorization and

Why call it ‘cruising’ and not ‘sandbagging’?

Why call it ‘cruising’ and not ‘sandbagging’?

by Zwiftcruiser22 September, 2020

Some people have questioned my use of the invented term cruiser, which I didn’t invent myself by the way. I would have

Race Report: 20 Sep 2020, 3R Alpe du Zwift KOM Race, Road to Sky

Race Report: 20 Sep 2020, 3R Alpe du Zwift KOM Race, Road to Sky

by Zwiftcruiser21 September, 202021 September, 2020

It was time to dust off the Tarmac Pro. I needed a Sunday cruiser workout that wasn’t too short. There happened to

Race Report: 17 SEP 2020, ZHQ Beta Crit City Race, Downtown Dolphin, 12 Laps

Race Report: 17 SEP 2020, ZHQ Beta Crit City Race, Downtown Dolphin, 12 Laps

by Zwiftcruiser17 September, 202020 September, 2020

Haha, what a disgusting race! Almost as disgusting as this year’s Tour de France. It turns out my previous race, my first

Race Report: 15 SEP 2020, 3R Sundown Race Series, Watopia Figure 8, 1 Lap

Race Report: 15 SEP 2020, 3R Sundown Race Series, Watopia Figure 8, 1 Lap

by Zwiftcruiser16 September, 202020 September, 2020

With a shiny new license to cheat from ZwiftPower and with strong assurances from Zwift that the license is not going to

Two Recent Discoveries

Two Recent Discoveries

by Zwiftcruiser15 September, 202020 September, 2020

Discovery 1: As an indirect reply to all the recent discussions on the Zwift forum, I would presume? Discovery 2: Oh, and

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  • Introduction – What is this Blog? 26 February, 2022
  • Sheriff of Watopia, you need throw me in the dungeon too! 26 February, 2022
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  • Race Report: CeramicSpeed Series Qualifier Race – How to Cruise Out and Back Again 17 March, 2021

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