Hello fellow Zwifters!

I am Zwiftcruiser, your average Zwift cruiser. I live in Sweden. I like to ride my bike and to eat icecream. I like the color blue. Red is OK too.

A cruiser is a special form of cheater in Zwift races. Does that mean that I am a cheater? Yes, it does! And you should be one too!

There are many ways to cheat in Zwift, but I will consistently use one single method to cheat indiscriminately in order to get podium placings. I do so supported by Zwift race rules and ZwiftPower race rules.

As you see me line up next to you at the warmup before a race, I am out to steal your legitimate win and will try my best to do so. I saved a hammer just for you!

Why do I cheat? What is my motivation? You are going to have to figure that out yourself. Or create your own hypothetical explanation. In a sense, it really doesn’t matter anyway. The only thing that matters is that I still can cheat, and some would say there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. 

See you out there in the next Zwift race!